Season 1

I am not jus' your normal screw-up type Florida Man, but like a truth-seeking Florida Man, tryin' to figure it all out. Just a little teaser trailer to tell ya about it ...

I spent my whole weekend thinkin' about Smelly Feet. And that's because I heard this girl was goin' to study law and all that stuff. And I thought - okay I am not prejudiced, some of my best friends are lawyers, but - really?...

More leftover YouTube videos converted to audio. Turns out I talk a lot slower when I'm a waving my arms all around (like most of the time). Fortunately my swearin' picked back up a little bit, which is pretty easy to do when...

Well I figure if we can blame religion for most or all of the world's problems today, why not try to blame my personal issues on them too? Okay, to be fair (and who says you need to be fair anyway) I probably would of been an...

Ya I got a YouTube Channel. Ya you can see it. Ya you may have heard some of this before. And ya this is low-tech production. I did it all in one take. Gimme a break. But in case you too lazy to click over there, here is the ...

This little intro might give you an idea what the hell is wrong with me. But probably not. Maybe the next one will really show what I screw-up kinda Florida Man I can be. Not sure. But I'll keep trying 'til I totally screw it...

I love manatees. There is no way this can be normal, but I haven't heard of a word to describe it yet. I'm sure it'll be showing up in the DSM* one of these years. Maybe this is the reason I've been struggling in my relations...

I obviously have some serious issues with manatees. Not sure but I may be on the local manatee watch list. My psychiatrist says it's incurable and recommends shock therapy. Or get a dog. Not jus' your normal screw-up type Flo...

An earlier, even cheaper podcast hintin' at the deep-seated damaged psyche that catalyzed a Truth-Seekin' Florida Man.

What can I say. This episode is my most mellow. And I splurged and added some real nice new chill music in the background. So if you wanna little Zenny-vibe Florida Man, this episode is for you. And the price is right no matt...

Now why would I be pluggin' other peoples' podcasts? I'll give you a few ideas: - they paying me - their mama's paying me and also paying me not to tell them - I'm way too lazy to talk about all that hard stuff that they tal...

Well ... I guess I'm a kinda done. This is it. You just gotta follow these three things and the whole world gonna get saved. Ha - see if your measly New Year's resolution can beat that!

Turns out my creative consultant don't know the law, so it turns out I did need to hire a slew of attorneys to drive this copyright case to the Supreme Court and pay those boys and girls to judge in my favour. But after exten...

This is my longest episode to date - and quantity does equal quality, at least for this one. And it turns out my (ex-) teen guru is having a birthday right around now - and I just wanna say, real clear-like, that this is NOT ...

You might be wondering why I would be spending my valuable time on this episode. Good question. I'm kinda regretting not taken the money from Carlos when he offered it back in San Francisco and now I'm hopin' this accurate an...